Bad news for American citizens; the All-American Hero, Stephen Harper, declared King of the foreign land north of the USA, is being charged for contempt in violation of the "laws" of the land put forth by the indigenous inhabitants of this wholly unAmerican landmass.
In his heroic efforts to convert these natives, who call themselves "Canadians", to the American Way of life, they have attempted to overthrow his governing authority. Of course, Mr. Harper easily overrode their so-called "democracy" by appealing to the authority of the Governor General, dismembering their "governmental system" for a period of time to ensure that the American Way was put forward, at any cost, since it is the best thing for them - they just do not yet know it.
Who wouldn't want the policies of their land dictated by an autocratic leader? Who wouldn't want to be represented by someone informed by only the most successful multinational corporations, as opposed to those ineffectual "elected representatives" these "Canadians" have attempted to install as leaders?
Harper has tried to expand the American way of unemployment! He has torn at the fabric of these ridiculous communist ideas of "social safety nets"! He has done everything in his power to decrease costs for the wealthy, and removed as many benefits as possible for the poor!
We will teach these "Canadians" what living in the First World really means! Our ever-resourceful leader of the northern territory of the United States of America will, I'm sure, find a way around following the "democratic" policies of their political infrastructure! After all, it's not a democracy unless we, the United States, force it on you!
Hold on to your flags, ladies and gentlemen! With $14 000 000 000 000.00 of national debt at our disposal, how could we fail?
Speaker’s contempt rulings add ammunition to election-minded opposition (The Globe and Mail)
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